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Fancy a Dance with Death?
I Am The Best Remedy
Created on 2006-10-01 13:58:16 (#11282459), last updated 2007-09-01
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Basic Info| Name: | Death |
|---|---|
| Website: | BNF Brawl |
BioI AM EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME. I DO NOT HAVE TIME OFF. I DO HAVE AID, BUT OFTEN MY PERSONAL ATTENTION IS REQUIRED IN MANY PLACES. HOWEVER, I ALSO ENJOY DANCING. IF ANYONE WOULD FANCY A DANCE WITH ME, AND IF I AM NOT BUSY, THEN I WOULD BE PLEASED TO OBLIGE.
IF IT IS NOT YOUR TIME, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY.
IF YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME IN MY PROFESSIONAL CAPACITY, DO NOT BE CONCERNED. I WILL BE WITH YOU PROMPTLY.
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[And now, a small quote from Terry Pratchett's Feet of Clay in order to acquaint you better with Death.]
Mr. Hopkinson's hand went through a tabletop. "Oh."
YOU SEE?
"This is most uncalled-for. Couldn't you have
arranged a less awkward time?"
ONLY BY CONSULTATION WITH YOUR MURDERER.
"It all seems very badly organized. I wish to make a
complaint. I pay my taxes, after all."
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
The shade of Mr. Hopkinson began to fade. "It's
simply that I've always tried to plan ahead in a sensible
way..."
I FIND THE BEST APPROACH IS TO TAKE LIFE AS IT
COMES.
"That seems very irresponsible..."
IT'S ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME.
IF IT IS NOT YOUR TIME, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY.
IF YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME IN MY PROFESSIONAL CAPACITY, DO NOT BE CONCERNED. I WILL BE WITH YOU PROMPTLY.
: 13: 1[And now, a small quote from Terry Pratchett's Feet of Clay in order to acquaint you better with Death.]
Mr. Hopkinson's hand went through a tabletop. "Oh."
YOU SEE?
"This is most uncalled-for. Couldn't you have
arranged a less awkward time?"
ONLY BY CONSULTATION WITH YOUR MURDERER.
"It all seems very badly organized. I wish to make a
complaint. I pay my taxes, after all."
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
The shade of Mr. Hopkinson began to fade. "It's
simply that I've always tried to plan ahead in a sensible
way..."
I FIND THE BEST APPROACH IS TO TAKE LIFE AS IT
COMES.
"That seems very irresponsible..."
IT'S ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME.
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